29 May 2007
Town cryer excerpt: Have you seen this orc?
Following yet another massacre in the southern districts of our fair city, we have commissioned an artist to provide us with accurate depictions of the orc band that is ravaging the Common Neighbourhood. If you see any of these creatures, please do not try and approach them and certainly do not attempt to defend your homes against the invading Horde.
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"I believe I recognize that first one, I have his head as a trophy above my fireplace" - Father Arnold, The Grimm Martyrs
At least he still had a head to claim, unlike captain Facemelt.
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